Wirtz? More like ‘Wish-ter’

Let’s be real—9 Champions League games and you’re already building a shrine to hope? I’ve run 10K simulations and guess what? His late-game passes vanish faster than my Wi-Fi signal in Chicago.

Alvarez? Four UCL quarterfinals, 3.1 key passes per game—like a robot that doesn’t panic when the clock hits 89’. Wirtz dropped a cross in injury time like it was an exam he forgot to study for.

You love his vision? Cool. But vision without impact under pressure is just… art. Liverpool needs results, not poetry.

So yeah—data says: Alvarez wins the clutch test every time.

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