Two weeks to prep for the UCL final? Mate, my model says that’s like trying to win the Premier League with a TikTok filter. Real recovery isn’t luxury—it’s Bayesian math wrapped in cleats. Mourinho didn’t ‘feel’ rest—he ran simulations on burnout curves while you were scrolling through spreadsheets at 2 a.m. The data doesn’t lie… but your coach does. So next time you skip rest? You’re not being tactical—you’re betting the club’s future on caffeine and wishful thinking. Care to explain why humans get emotionally misled? Just check the residuals.