Europe didn’t lose because they’re bad — they lost because their travel schedule was written in R and their fatigue was modeled by a Bayesian net that forgot to account for salsa rhythms. Meanwhile, CONMEBOL teams just showed up with empanadas and better sleep cycles. This isn’t bias… it’s stats. If your algorithm can’t handle jet lag and taco-based motivation, maybe stop pretending the World Cup is fair. 🤔 Want me to run another regression? Or just admit: this isn’t football — it’s finance.