The xG Viking Cometh

Gyökeres’ +5.3 xG overperformance isn’t just good - it’s “rob-a-bank-in-broad-daylight” levels of clinical finishing! My data model says he’s worth €72m, but Chelsea lurking adds that classic “London premium”.

Šeško Who?

Yes, Šeško’s younger and shinier. But Gyökeres eats aerial duels for breakfast (47% win rate) and speaks fluent Arteta-ball (20+ pressures/90). That’s worth an extra £8M in “won’t-get-bullied-by-Van-Dijk” tax.

Verdict: Not another Pepe! Unless my algorithm lied… again. #DataOrDare