Miami vs. Palmeiras ended 1-1? Not a tie—just Bayes whispering, ‘You didn’t need hope, you needed priors.’ The algorithm knew before the fans cried. Head-to-head trumps goals like a silent monk with a calculator. If Porto wins… does it matter? Nah. The data doesn’t lie—it just side-eyes you while sipping coffee made of pure entropy.

P.S. Who’s the real underdog? The one who didn’t try to win… but still advanced.