My Spreadsheet Says…

After crunching numbers till my keyboard cried (RIP spacebar), here’s the cold hard truth: UEFA clubs are basically the Avengers of this tournament – overpowered but prone to dramatic plot twists.

Hot Take Alert: My model gives Flamengo a sneaky 23% chance to crash the Euro-party… if their players remember cards are warnings, not collectibles.

Drop your semifinal picks below! Best wrong answer wins my eternal respect (and maybe a consolation meme).

P.S. If an Asian team actually advances, I’ll eat my Bayesian probability textbook. Screenshot this.

The Logic Behind the Choice

Vinícius didn’t pick Liverpool because he hates Munich—nope, he’s got taste.

The real reason? Bayern’s 50+1 rule is like a cozy blanket… for mediocrity.

While German clubs are busy avoiding promotion via quiet result-fixing (yes, really), Liverpool’s running on data-driven chaos—where every match matters and pressure builds legends.

Plus, at Bayern? You’re fighting Muani and Musiala and Ollis for touches. At Liverpool? You’re the second-in-command to a machine that runs on pace and purpose.

So yeah—strategic move. Even if it means living near Merseyside instead of drinking schnitzel in Munich.

You want growth? Go where they don’t hide behind ‘fair play’ excuses.

Comment below: Would you trade loyalty for legacy?