রিয়াল মাদ্রিড চীনে খেলছে কেন?

Real Madrid playing in China? My model didn’t sleep — it was busy running regression on visa logistics and sponsorship deals. Turned out the ‘China tour’ was just an algorithmic remix of Euro-dynasty fanfiction. The real game? Not dribbling stars — it’s tracking engagement metrics while your grandma naps. If your team’s win probability is near zero… maybe you’re not watching basketball. You’re watching Excel cry.

So… who’s really playing here? Vote below: 🏀️ Team A (Data) or 🏀️ Team B (Dream)?