Arnold’s Excel Escape

So he dropped 12 final-third passes—10 clean, 2… well, let’s just say they’re creative interpretations of ‘possession loss.’

Coincidence? Or is this guy actually plotting to sabotage his own team? Because if he keeps this up, I’m calling it: The Final Third Mutiny.

Data vs. Drama

My Bayesian model says he’s a chance-creator by Christmas. But my gut says he’s training for a new sport: Soccer Roulette.

Fun fact: He passed more than Modrić and Kroos combined. That’s not stats—it’s sorcery.

You Decide:

Is Arnold building Madrid’s future… or just leaving breadcrumbs for a mid-season exit?

Comment below: Should we trust the spreadsheet—or his vibes?

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